Blogging in the Buff
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Are You Blogging in the Buff
I've been with Hubpages for 4 years now and I have a confession to make that may surprise (or even shock) you.
I hub in the nude. (Both writing and reading them)
It began one stifling hot evening a couple of years ago. It was late at night and after sitting at my desk, drenched in sweat working on my newest hub, I decided to take it all off. It's just my wife and I at home and she was asleep in the bedroom. I thought. Why not?
So, I stripped down and continued with my hub. I haven't hubbed clothed since.
My wife doesn't like it at all. "We're not nudists!" she exclaimed. "It's just gross!"
How can it be gross? I'm her husband. She's seen me naked thousands and thousands of times. I don't get it.
Hubbing naked rocks! It's awesome. It's a freedom that you'll never understand unless you try it yourself. And what got me thinking about doing this hub, was that I don't believe I'm the only naked hubber out there. Hubpages.com is worldwide. There are a zillion of you out there. I estimate there is approximately 100 naked hubbers on the site. Whether they would admit it, or not, is another thing. I know they're out there. Maybe more. Both men and women.
Since this is basically a hub to promote nude hubbing, I thought I'd fill you in on both the pros and cons of the sport.
The Benefits of Hubbing Naked
Benefits of Naked Hubbing
-You can usually fan yourself with a newspaper just about anywhere without standing up.
-Letting your in laws know you hub naked reduces their visits, dramatically.
-It frees your mind, allowing you to write more creative and better hubs.
-It will force you to give up smoking.
-Wife usually brings you food and drink to your office, rather than run the risk of you strolling naked into the kitchen while her sisters are over having coffee.
-Priceless look on neighbor's face when you forget to pull down the window shade.
Disadvantages of Hubbing Naked.
-Be extra careful with that hot cup of tea.
-Butt cheeks tend to stick to cheap vinyl when you try to stand.
-Unexpected visits by Jehovah's Witnesses. (Keep a towel handy.)
Naked Hubbing Will Catch On.
I have a feeling that naked hubbing is going to be the next big thing online. I propose to start the very first Naked Hub Club.
What's the Naked Hub Club?
Just for fun, you have to promise to blog naked at least once per month with a one year commitment.
How do I join?
Easy. Simply comment and you're in. Thanks for reading!
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This is a very stupid, pointless hub but wonderful in a liberating sort of a way too. My surname starts with Buff (really) but i can't imagine why i never thought of Buffing myself. Um, that sounds a bit odd, but not to you of course. Must de-frock.
joe, I havw a secret too. I can see you! LOL
LOL... this Hub is super funny!!! I laughed all the way through just imagining all the different scenarios, thank you! I can't make the full naked hubber commitment because I would probably be distracted by myself... but, does partially naked in the summer time count?? Excellent Hub! ;0)
I thought everyone hubbed in the nude. I'm a little shocked to find out this is not true.
There are, of course, certain drawbacks, but your guide for newbie nudies should help them over the major obstacles.
I was drawn in by Austin Power's man-hair, and stayed for the sage advice.
Awesome stuff!
LOVE IT....... I wonder how many others are going to comment confessing that they too are BUFF BUNNIES...
LOL... HAHAHAHA....... PUT SOCKS ON..... IF YOUR FEET ARE WARM............ WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL there is nothing left to discuss............ OH OH your in the buff right now???? LOL LOL.......... I THINK I KNOW YOU.... WAIT..... HMMMMM LOOKS FAMILIAR............
I'm in dude. Just a little scared of the sticky vinyl. I'll stand up slowly so I'm not walking around with a chair stuck to my ass. And as far as the Jehovah Witnesses go, I'll just keep the towel off. That should take care of it. Could we just keep my membership in this club our little secret?
Just plain wrong. I like that in a humor piece.
Are U Serious Dude? :/
















mistyhorizon2003 Level 7 Commenter 15 months ago
I would consider joining the 'naked hub club' but for the fact I have 3 cats, who are inclined to launch themselves on to my lap without warning. Having seen the pain and damage caused when one of them did exactly this to my naked Husband and then got a claw attached to a very tender pat of his anatomy, resulting in an audible scream and chaos rapidly ensuing, I think I will be forced to give naked hubbing a miss, although I can certainly see the potential benefits ;)
Excellent hub as always.